why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
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love, ashley jane
life is far too important a thing to take so seriously.
my name is ashley. i'm an art student, a painter, a sculptor, a vocalist, and a hopeless romantic. i love too much, i cry more often than i should, i'm random and crazy, i act like i'm five, and nothing on this blog makes any sort of sense.
but, despite all that, i love my life. i love my family, and my friends, my pets, my school, my job, my artwork. i wouldn't trade a single moment of this craziness for anything.
my name is ashley. welcome to my blog.
he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time
I’m so in love with this
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fishfingers-andjam-intheimpala:
do you think if you set up a queue then went out and killed someone you could use tumblr as an alibi because you had posted things all through the time of the murder
guys you’re really starting to scare me
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why is being called a pig even an insult have you ever seen a pig they are adorable as fuck
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“I - DON’T!” Harry screamed, so loudly that he felt his throat might tear, and for a second he wanted to rush at Dumbledore and break him, too; shatter that calm old face, shake him, hurt him, make him feel some tiny part of the horror inside himself.
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If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
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so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her a butterface, and i just stood up and yelled “NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR”, but then someone else yelled out “EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR IS DEAN WINCHESTER”
this post gave me major second hand embarrassment
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nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
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sometimes setting everything on fire seems like the most logical solution
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